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A large, dimwitted, lumbering oaf of a person with lacking tact, intellectual prowess, and manual dexterity. As such, this half-human-half-baboon creature is unable to get out of it's own way.
Timmy, you silly lummox, you are entering a battle of wits half-armed!
by SuperMaing May 07, 2010
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Derives from Scots dialect: A lummox is a large, gangly, lanky and useless waste of space. A poor excuse for a human being
Git oot o ma way ya useless lummox
by Professor Murray J Smith March 15, 2004
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A person with little Intelligence and/or common sense.
You big Lummox!
John couldn't put a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle together, he's a right Lummox!
You Lummox, why didn't you look before you crossed the road?
by Red October October 01, 2004
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Implies relaxation, laziness, or one who is lazy.
Verb-

1. I'm going to go back home and just lummox.

2. I've been lummoxing all day.

Noun-

1. Get up and stop being such a lummox.
by ThatPaulAllen March 23, 2011
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1.A big bear 2.An oxygen wasting retard 3.Ed 4.Lummox the bear
by N/A August 06, 2003
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Mrs Tweedy: It's a pie machine you idiot. Chickens go in; Pies come out
Mr Tweedy: ooh, What kind of pies?
Mrs Tweedy: Apple.
Mr Tweedy: My favourite!
Mrs Tweedy: Chicken Pies! You great lummox.
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1. Mr.Watt is a lummox
by tiffy mifferson February 29, 2004
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