| 1. | Luke Simpson | ||
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A short man, with overly small ears, an unusual, undefined accent, ranga hairs, white skin, a 2 inch penis, and an uncanny, unnecessary love for one Ruth Langton. Luke Simpson went to the gym.
"Luke, why aren't you listening to your ipod?" asked a friend. "because my airs ears are too small, hopefully Ruth will marry me" Luke. |
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