The lucy table is the worst table in the house. It can refer to the worst table in a restaurant, but also extends to any spot you find yourself in public or in the office that sucks. It originates from the classic I Love Lucy show episode where Lucy is seated at a table by the waiters' door where there is high traffic.
Cindy was assigned the Lucy Table of office cubes, right by the copier/fax machine.
by SidneySmartyPants August 19, 2009