The Grealish-calfed endomorph of Halsnead close. Man has the Bengali dark neck and thinks he is a powerlifter.

Chuggs mojito isolate like a gangrenous baby mutant.

Has excellent taste in vintage jackets and loves warhammer - just like Henry Cavill!

All the girls and boys are jealous of his luscious eyelashes.
Guy: (walks upstairs) Oh! Why is a rotting crack den on the first floor of your house???

Zoe: Oh that's just Luca Uddin's bedroom floor

Guy: Oh, he needs help.

Zoe: Yep
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 23, 2023
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