goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017

arizona lube

The sweat that runs down the crack of your partners ass during the summer time in Phoenix while trying to perform anal in a 71 Volkswagen.

I didn’t bring the KY jelly so we used ARIZONA lube to put it in the dumper.

by AzRev February 3, 2022

THE NAME OF A CREEPY GOAHST THAT HAUNTS YOU AND TAKES YOUR TOES
Later you may find your toes on a string

“DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOES”
“I HAVE A LUBE LU IN MY HOISE”
“OH NO RUNNNNNNN”

by Gaypoople June 18, 2022

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair

Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave

by I❤️Cougars June 3, 2018

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube

by Knights of the Borg January 19, 2023

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021