The John Lowman 

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

The John Lowman by Roomate May 2, 2004

willy lowman complex 

a desire be well liked

guy 1: that guy is a total loser nobody likes him
guy 2: yea nobody likes him because he has a willy lowman complex

willy lowman complex by qehdhavdgeg June 11, 2022

Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.

Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"

Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner

"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"

A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

lowhangers 

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)

Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.

lowhangers by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Loqman 

A guy who can sometimes be hot headed and lose control of his emotions in the moment, however when composed tends to remain objective and logical. Loqman will often have his bluntness confused with insensitivity but he remains straightforward in order to precisely communicate his sincerest thoughts and feelings, in other words hes a really genuine guy with no cynical motives. Loqman is also a zealous athletic performer, his ability to pick up sports comes as second nature, swiftly honing his skills in sports such as Basketball, Football, Rugby, Volleyball and Baseball. When found with nothing to do Loqman will pass the time by watching hentai, playing PC video games, or partying with da boiz.

Female 1: Did you just see Loqman dunk on that kid?
Female 2: Of course I did! I can't take my eyes off of him.
Female 3: His jawline is so sharp it could slice up my family 😍

Loqman by Vurpel August 7, 2018

one-lowmanship 

The reverse of one-upmanship, one-lowmanship is practice of successively outdoing a competitor by spending less, having less, or doing less. Originated on Offbeat Bride to describe the indie-er than thou, DIY-er than thou, lower-budget than thou attitude that nontraditional brides can sometimes slip into.

Then she said, "You call THAT a low budget wedding? My wedding budget was $15, and we managed to feed 115 guests." It was totally one-lowmanship.

one-lowmanship by qver April 22, 2011