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Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex. Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see, Other sailors: *whistling in tune Sailor: Oh the big mystery! Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea! *Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea *Jack off Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming Johnny:.... :O) |
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