A sweet american guy with russian origins , usually a funky bassist with good licks . He's pale af , tall and blonde and has colored eyes . He has a good sense of humor . He'll chat with you for a considerably long amount of time and then forgets about you compeletely.
Oh i miss Lortz eventhough he's such a bastard.
by Majda leto kaplan March 29, 2017
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