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A four legged omnivore found only in Northern and Southern regions of Queensland. This amphibious creature is harmless and has limited defences to protect against other species. When excited it lets out a shrill call that sounds somewhat like a prepubescent male. The longshark species is asexual.
Crikey..I just saw a longshark!!!
by fitchylee1 December 28, 2010