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Longhorn Smoothie
Spent male ejaculate, meant for their
partner's
oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of
the University
of Texas
football team
.
It was a good day
today
, so I celebrated by
giving
her a Longhorn Smoothie.
by
theoriginalsteevio
September 25, 2022
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