|1.||Long Route Syndrome|
When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.
Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.
Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?
Person 1: Que?
Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.