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A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.
I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.
by Katie-Kins Bear December 20, 2010