Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

Absolute value log function

used to refer to ass crack.

y = log(|x|) looks like an ass crack

Damn, check out that absolute value log function

Look at the vertical asymptote on that

by KLV32W512D January 24, 2022

Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .

Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !

by Calabashmonty January 3, 2021