Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart
Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!
Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!
Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!
Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!
Nick: I'm pulsating.