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Lock and Key 

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and being able to tell anyone in a very clean and discreet manner. It is also a way for a woman to show her man that she is willing to go above and beyond the call of duty to please him.
"Hey bro....i got the Lock and Key from my girl last night."

"Baby, when are you going to let me get that Lock and Key?"

As I approached the bedroom, little did i know that she had the lock and key waiting for me.
Lock and Key by daddyof2lilshiz August 12, 2011

lock and key theory 

The lock and key theory was dreamt up in Liverpool, England by an un-named genius. It states that a guy is like a key, and a girl is like a lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock. This theory is rarely favoured by females... for some reason.
The lock and key theory is most suitably used to shut a girl up that complains about male sexual promiscuity being praised by peers, while that of a female is frowned upon. Works every time.
lock and key theory by mw2_360 December 12, 2009

lock someone up and throwaway the key 

to be sentenced to life in prison without the possibilty of parole
i wanna lock someone up and throwaway the key.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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