a cream ale beer popular in the Midwest and beyond, brewed in Cincinnati, Ohio. It has an extreme skunky aroma when you open up the bottle. It tastes terrible, and it looks and smells like skunk piss.
Little Kings Cream Ale is a lousy brew. In the early 80s there was an ad for the piss brew on the radio that featured a catchy jingle by a band named Fandango.
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A incredibly stupid, idiotic, moronic and generally stupid person.
Someone who might watch Ratboy Genius.

"That retard over there's a real little king john"
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