Carty Field Linebacker

Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?

Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?

Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.

Carty Field Linebacker by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023

office linebacker

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.

Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.

office linebacker by Heather P. September 17, 2003

liejacker 

One who "liejacks", i.e. a person that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very thing that they are saying or doing before they are called out for the very thing that they are saying or doing.

It confuses bystanders about what's true and what isn't to try and help them get away with what they're doing.

See also "liejack" and "liejacking".

She started spreading rumours about her friend and how he fails to satisfy his girlfriend. He comes to her for solace, concerned about what others have been saying about him. She then blames his girlfriend, saying that "she's using you for her own games - you can't trust what comes out of her mouth".

And that is how the liejacker ended their relationship.

liejacker by AdLibera September 24, 2020

Dirty Linebacker

A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.

UGH! I hate using dirty linebackers!

Dirty Linebacker by OSXmt12 December 17, 2008

linebacker 

A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate

I tried to talk to the hottie in the red dress but the linebacker stopped me dead in my tracks.

linebacker by Adam Durant March 6, 2008

Linebacker 

A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike Singletary. Hence the term "LINEBACKER"

"did you see that pig steve brought home last night? She was a total linebacker."

Linebacker by xdannox December 6, 2006

office linebacker

1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.

Terry Tate is an office linebacker.

office linebacker by Stuff It September 9, 2003