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Lightning bug 

To insert glowstick into one's anus, therefore, resembling a lightning bug.
Mike is such a fuckboy. Let's lightning bug him for revenge.
Lightning bug by Jennyonthespot June 29, 2019
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Lightning bug 

A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies
The lightning bugs are sure bright today!

Lightning Bug Style 

When you're hitting it from behind, and you've got glow-in-the-dark paint smeared all over your asses. Ultimately, you could send a neighbor a message via Morse code with the rhythm of your ass glow.
Last weekend my girl and I got crazy all Lightning Bug Style, yo. By the time we were finished, the dining room table looked like a giant highlighter exploded on it.

human lightning bug 

When someone inserts a glows tick into their anus and presents it to a crowd for viewing.
Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.
human lightning bug by Anicken July 13, 2018

lighting bug 

When hitting it from the back, stick a glow stick up the girls ass.
I did my girl in the woods so I made her a lighting bug.
lighting bug by lighweight November 19, 2009

Lightening Bug 

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.
I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house
Lightening Bug by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.
my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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