Lightning Crotch 

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).

"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."

Lightning Crotch by FallenStarr September 21, 2011

lightning crotch 

a person with blonde hair and blonde pubes.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.

"whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!"
"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"

lightning crotch by lizzzzzay August 17, 2007

lighting crotch 

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

lighting crotch by Witch rider July 1, 2024

lighting crotch 

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

lighting crotch by Witch rider July 1, 2024