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A giant bear that roams libraries everywhere looking for kids to eat. The libeary can also shrink itself to hide behind books so that when you pull out a book, it hops out and eats you. Then you are stuck inside the libeary's tummy forever. Little Johnny: "Finally!" (breathes in air) "the libeary!"
Librarian: "No, you silly goose! this isn't the libeary!" Little Johnny: "Oh...well, where IS the libeary?!" Librarian: "I'll show you the libeary if you be REAL quiet." Little Johnny: "Right Oh, Libearian!" Librarian: "Okay, THERE is the libeary." Little Johnny: "AHHHH!" (runs out of library screaming) |
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