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Linearsexual 

A person that is attracted only to the opposite sex (biological) such as REAL men and REAL women.
Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.

Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.
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Lissexual 

Liss: *walks by*
Lissexual Person: "omg what a cutie"
Lissexual by Desqrt May 6, 2021

Lindsexual 

Attracted to Lindsey Morgan

Are you lindsexual? I am
I’m lindsexual because how attractive she is.
Lindsexual by I can make it go boom December 31, 2020

lithsexual 

lithsexual people who feel attraction towards people, but with no desire to have the feelings reciprocated or the desire to act on it.
"Im in love with my best friend"

"Why dont you ask them out?"

"I dont want to"

"Why?"

"Because im lithsexual"
lithsexual by Cookiehope November 22, 2014

LILISEXUAL 

Lilisexual is when you’re gay, but only for on person that’s right the one and only true goddess Lili Pauline Reinhart... I mean how are you not Lilisexual yet?
friend: hey did you see Lili’s new instagram post today?
Me: OH HELL YEAH I WAS FIRST LIKE, I’M LILISEXUAL WHAT DID YOU THINK

Liamsexual

Someone: what’s your sexuality me: oh I am Liamsexual
Liamsexual by Zoowiemama December 29, 2020

lisasexual 

I was straight but when I saw Lisa I knew that I was lisasexual ♡
lisasexual by by luxlalisa July 29, 2020