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A washed-up, cocaine-fiending wrestler who can only stay out of jail long enough to get arrested while on a coke binge.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Lex Luger is in jail again?
Person 2: Won't he die already?

Person 1: What the difference between Lex Luger and an illegal immigrant?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An illegal immigrant can't come into the country, and Lex Luger can't leave the country because he has warrants.
by N.O. Treal December 27, 2005
A pece of shit wrestler. No talent. A disgrace to wrestling. WORST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!
Wow, Lex Luger sucks.
by Luger Sucks Balls September 09, 2004