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The highest praise one can give to a joke.
Seth- I blocked John on the court and on Facebook.
Me- LEWUL

Seth- John can't drive on the court and on the road
Me- LEWUL
lewul by dayshooms March 25, 2013
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A young male, possibly gay, possibly not. Acts like a baby at all times and has problems forming functional relationships with women. Attracts weirdos, is a complete fruitcake. Must be completely irrational.
lewlews can be seen residing around alternative clubs. look for tattoo of lewlews own name on chest and distinctive hair cut.
lewlews by lewlewbee October 17, 2008
Related Words
lewl • Leoluca • lawlumad? • leilu • lelu • LawLu • lealu • Leelu • leplushy3 • lewlews
LawLu is the ship between the grumpy Surgeon of Death Trafalgar D. Water Law and his sunshine boyfriend Monkey D. Luffy. They are soulmates and basically canon bECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, NO OTHER SHIP COMES EVEN CLOSE TO HOW PERFECT THEY ARE WTF!!! THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND EACH OTHER ONLY!!! THEY ARE PIRATE MARRIED THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!
Person A: don't you think you're a little too obsessed with lawlu..?
Person B: WHAT THE F DID YOU JUST SAY?!? LAWLU IS LOVE, LAWLU IS LIFE THEY'RE LITERALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER WITH THEIR SUN AND MOON DYNAMICS DJGNJKHNHNGGNUK NOW GTFO SO I CAN READ MY LAWLU DOUJINS IN PEACE
lawlu by LawLulover69 April 17, 2021
One of the nicest people you will meet. A Leelu will never leave your side unless you stab them in the back and they will stick by you through the hard and through the easy. Leelu's are kind and loving people who don't hesitate in lending a hand to anyone.

Leelu is also very good at choosing friends and keeping them. The only hardship they can face with friends is trust issues. Despite this, if a Leelu brings you into their life, they are keeping you in it for as long as possible and they will fight for your friendship until the end.

Leelu is a person who will be enthusiastic in everything that they do and they have an amazing work ethic. When they want to get something done it'll get done.
All around a good person and are a treasure to have in your life. Leelu's would be grateful to have solid friends too.
Leelu by Basketball24/7 December 16, 2020
...............yaoi...........ship....................otp.............anime
p1: OMGOMGOMG I JUST FOUND ANOTHER LAWLU AMV-BJKDHFBZKFZYFBUS
p2: dude, calm down it's just a ship
p1: JUST. A. SHIP?????????
LawLu by iznaghtahwehb May 21, 2018

lecluyselessness 

Noun. The feeling of abandonment when a co-worker leaves even though you're really supposed to lie and say you are happy for them.
Joel turned in his two weeks notice and an immediate sense of lecluyselessness washed over the company.
lecluyselessness by LLKA June 26, 2009
Lewzur

Total LOSER. Someone with no skills, morals, backbone, or beliefs. Completely incapable of dealing with life and ends up miserable. Lies a lot and usually believes their own fantasy.
Don't believe him, you know better, he's such a lewzur!

Imagine how great he could be if he wasn't such a lewzur.
Lewzur by Capt. Happy December 14, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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