|1.||Let's be nuns|
The true origin of the word lesbians. Meaning: Chicks who dig each other sexually.
It's seems, a long, long time ago, two young girls were sitting around wishing there was a place where girls could hang out alone and kiss and bite and lick a suck and screw one anonther. Just then, it struck one of them that there already was just such a place, and she proclaimed, "let's be nuns!"
I don't care how old and how married I ever get, I am never going to get one of those hideous, short, boyish haircuts that all the other teacher-chicks at school are getting. Christ, they all look like a bunch of let's be nuns.