In days of long ago the land Greece was plagued by a rampant gay force Lescard that plagued on innocent young heterosexual boys and turned them into Gay children. Mothers and fathers watched in horror as their young male Offspring Rocked white wave caps (Split in the middle), talked openly about Sucking Male Penii and Fucked other dudes in the ass out of spite. The Dominant Gay force known as lescard swept not only the continenet of Greece and rome but the entire globe, thus being the MAIN CAUSE of all Homo-sexuality in this world. However all hope is not lost apparently the gay spores haven't attatched to THE ENTIRE male population as the gay lord had wished, many with Strong Flaming Hetero-sexual Views (Sekani,Fez,Chuck,Moe etc..) can be found within the current time period, battling the gay that IS LESCARD.(Part 1)

Hmmmmmm. Let me think. Ahhhhh Yeshhhhhh. Some gay fatherfucker who attends my college. Looks like a dic actually. By the Way "Lescard" is simply gay. Why hide behind the mountain and all those other chicks around. They must have dicks. They must be 10 times long cuz lescard is ten times strong. Any lescard free yourself. Its normal to be gay, but just hang around with dunita and buy hims some bears so he could wake up with some whiskered balles on his chin.

Masculine form of the Greek family name Lescretius. In Greek legend Lescard was a gay pesant who violently raped the son of the King of Greece and who was regularly found sucking off Noblemen and Priests in greece. This caused a great uproar among the Greek citizens who called upon the straight gods to banish him to the moon. There is a mountain on the greek island of Meteora named Mount Gaycardius aka Mount Gay named in homeage of the great cocksucker.

Gay dude who's face looks like a Skin-backed dick.

A man that is so overtly gay that every one easily notices except the man himself

This is an individual who is the personification of gayness, his gayness is legendary, it is rumored that even the ancient Greeks were aware of his extraordinary gayness so they banished him to the moon where he was forced to live with his greatest fear, naked horny women for eternity.

oh my, tha last one kill it DEAD.
and Peter jackson needto come again..ROOKIE MOVE. HAHAHAH

A specail ingredient used to make Man Sauce or Dick chowder.