The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.
"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"
"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"