leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -

person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage

by Winter 冬 March 14, 2022

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leprechaun weenee

The luckiest but smallest weenee in the world, except for the Chinese weenee.

This guy has such a leprechaun weeneee.

by Deez_balls May 30, 2016

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Bloody leprechaun

The bloody leprechaun is an act usually performed by a male over the age of 60 in which he forces himself on a human with the genetic disease of dwarfism. He pounds the dwarfs tiny clitoris until the point of bloody discharge. At this point he will pull out. Lather the blood on its body. Slap it in the face and let it run around while he finishes himself off.

During the 1930's, behing the scenes of the blockbuster film The Wizard of Oz, the tin man performed a bloody leprechaun on a munchkin.

by Yet boy February 24, 2016

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