lemon tart

lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.

(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"

by click here!.. February 28, 2023

lemon tart

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

by apositivenuisance August 15, 2009

lemon tart

to do a girl while knees are cross cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and/or doggy in bed or bathroom.

Dud, I totally got a lemon tart at the club after you left. It was awesome.

by alexander Rotha May 20, 2009

Lemon Tart

When someone is giving a blowjob then pisses

"Hey girl ! want a lemon tart" says the male "sure"says the female

by LOLemontart September 7, 2010

Lemon o' tart

the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness

Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 24, 2019

lemon tart

lemon tart is a submissive person who loves getting pegged. lemon tart is a sensetive person physically and mentally. can be good though

oh lemon tart here you go again with your attitude it's not my fault jequavia isn't our kid. now come here

by dominantbreed August 26, 2022