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(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.
Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"
by Spunko2012 October 06, 2010

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