Litos Baker's Dozen 

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

Litos Baker's Dozen by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

Litost [Lee' - toast] 

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

Litost [Lee' - toast] by B. McDoc September 6, 2005

Letosexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.

Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.

Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

leitsch 

He's Magnus bitch!!!!

Leitsch: I'm FUCKING MAGNUS BITCH!!!!!!!

leitsch by The Herb September 16, 2004

Lebtoss 

Another Term for the word Gay. Similar to the word Poofter

Don't be such a fucking Lebtoss

Lebtoss by Lebtoss December 18, 2020

Leiton

What an awesome dude. Has a great sense of humor and quite popular! Usually kinda smart, and definitely loads of fun to be around. Overall, you would want to be his friend.

Leiton is one of my best friends.

Leiton by ThatRandomDudes June 20, 2019

Leetosaur 

A Man So leet he is related to a dinosaur, an unstoppable killing machine. So leet that if he looked at you, you'd get 1 deaged instantly without even having a deagle dude. like dude thats fucking leet..

Dude what a fucking LEETOSAUR, SIGN MY MOUSEPAD!

Leetosaur by shs? DUDE! July 31, 2008