Left Is Law

You always pass a bowl, joint, blunt or a bong to the left, the saying left is law is just a reminder of that.

Hey jackass, I am next. Remember, left is law.

by NJ Weedman 77 January 2, 2009

left door law

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2010

No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

by w.yokum March 15, 2005

No Fag Left Behind Law

A law made by fags to recruit more fags, or to make established fags happy...it has benefits as well(for fags)...somewhat like how the Army uses thr GI Bill

Hey Jimmy, it looks like Mr. Harris watched a little too much MTv in his day, for the NFLB law has swept him away.
--no more belly aches and pains I say...the NFLB Law must go away

by W.Yokum March 17, 2005