Leahaitis

1. When your fingers become retarded and become unable to spell words correctly

“I just ate a cuapuclse, -I mean cupcake”
“Lmao you caught Leahaitis”

Leahaitis by Sulka.02 February 23, 2020

Lankitis 

a common disease, only found in lanky people. symptons tend to include, extremely long arms, legs, hands, feet..... ok you get the point there Fucking HUGE

"yo P" "yo TAREASE wat?" "look dat tall Mofo" "oh SHIT" "dat fool must suffer from Lankitis"

Lankitis by Lankitis321123 October 17, 2009

Leonitis 

An affliction in which the victim commits to multiple things simultaneously in an effort to please any and all parties, then failing to deliver results promised to one or more party.

She's got a bad case of Leonitis, man; she says she'll write that paper, go to his party, and meet you for that movie, but in the end she'll just take you to the party, and you'll just sit alone in the corner feeling like an asshole. I hope she gets an F on that paper. And dies.

Leonitis by uevuerbfoiasuihfiueh December 8, 2007

leonitis 

a disease that affects the feet making them grow abnormally large. Symptoms include being last boy, erratic dancing and disliking mayonnaise. Occasionally growths known as conor and billy will grow on shoulders. Treat with pineapple juice and dalkey.

when walking through bray seeing a young boy with size 13 shoes - whoa that's leonitis

leonitis by C. Rumpet August 24, 2007

the leonitis 

what you feel when watching any movie too many times, specifically 300 than trying to quote it at any and all times

"dude, after watching 300 a million times i fel i've got the leonitis"
"all these people quoting 300 is giving me leonitis

the leonitis by carrington II March 27, 2009

Leahaitis

1. When your fingers become retarded and become unable to spell words correctly

“I just at a cuapuclse, -I mean cupcake”
“Lmao you have Leahaitis now”

Leahaitis by Sulka.02 February 23, 2020

Learnition 

Phenomenon where immediately upon learning a new word, you randomly stumble upon it multiple times in a short time period.

Wow after hearing a podcast define ruminant animals, I read an article discussing ruminant animals the next day. Learnition is so crazy!

Learnition by Its_me_kp September 23, 2023