Top Definition
A person who sets off an alarming device from an automobile intentionally to create a: distractions, scene and a lame attempt to talk to drunkin girls. Normally, this act is done while perched on a fence after last call. Bottom line is the term is applied to one being or acting like a jackass! Other abbreviated words pertaining: Oint, Merch, Ley and LeOint.
1. After a long night of heavy drink, LeMerchoint was perched on fence post acting like an Oint! 2. While conversing with a group of girls, LeMerchoint, not familiar with geography, mistakenly thought New Jersey did not boarder part of the east coastline, acted like a Merch!
by Scott Johnson July 14, 2004

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