Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 10, 2019

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.

Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.

by skittlesbreath October 20, 2018