by UpperBlackSnake April 8, 2010
by ~SoNaM~ August 9, 2007
" look, it's lawyer! "
by lemonadelvrr December 6, 2022
My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book
by onaboringnite February 4, 2011
by its ya boy...skinny penis May 15, 2019
An individual who studies the legal system and then applies what he has learned according to his best interests completely absent of moral accountability for these actions. These objectives are achieved by manipulation of ambiguous rules and exploitation of technicalities while the individual is protected by claims or a moral/ethical duty to zealously advocate his or her client's position.
In other words, one who uses the legal system to his or her advantage without having to feel guilty about the results of his actions. For example, the most applauded/rich defense attorneys are not rewarded for seeing that justice is done, but by insuring that it is not.
In other words, one who uses the legal system to his or her advantage without having to feel guilty about the results of his actions. For example, the most applauded/rich defense attorneys are not rewarded for seeing that justice is done, but by insuring that it is not.
by John Long III April 28, 2006
A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty.
The job is lower than prostitution.
The job is lower than prostitution.
by cannon_fodder April 2, 2008