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Lavender Brown 

Small character in the Harry Potter series. Was the first student in Harry's year to be sorted into Gryffindor. In the sixth book, Lavender dates Ron Weasley for some of the year. Was a very clingy girlfriend and is often chosen as least favorite female character in the series because of this. Best friends with Parvati Patil.

Movies: Lavender's race was unspecified for the first five books, so she was portrayed by different black actresses. In book six, J. K. Rowling specifically says that she is white and the role was taken over by Jessie Cave for the rest of the film franchise.

Fan Fiction: In many fan fictions, Lavender is paired with Seamus Finnigan. She also appears in femslash fictions.
What many people fail to understand is that without Lavender Brown, Romione may have never happened.
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lavenderbrownsliver 

River is a great person and has very good taste in women,He is a super good content creator and I love him so much <3
Person 1:lavenderbrownsliver
Person 2: HES super awesome

lavenderbrownismywife 

she is amazing and she is god. lavender brown is her wife.
annoying person: ugh i hate lavender brown!
amazing person: no one asked….
lavenderbrownismywife: she’s my wife how dare you! *kills cutely*

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The best 😛
“lavenderbrownswh0re is the best person in this universe

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026