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Lavender Brown 

Small character in the Harry Potter series. Was the first student in Harry's year to be sorted into Gryffindor. In the sixth book, Lavender dates Ron Weasley for some of the year. Was a very clingy girlfriend and is often chosen as least favorite female character in the series because of this. Best friends with Parvati Patil.

Movies: Lavender's race was unspecified for the first five books, so she was portrayed by different black actresses. In book six, J. K. Rowling specifically says that she is white and the role was taken over by Jessie Cave for the rest of the film franchise.

Fan Fiction: In many fan fictions, Lavender is paired with Seamus Finnigan. She also appears in femslash fictions.
What many people fail to understand is that without Lavender Brown, Romione may have never happened.
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lavenderbrownsliver 

River is a great person and has very good taste in women,He is a super good content creator and I love him so much <3
Person 1:lavenderbrownsliver
Person 2: HES super awesome

lavenderbrownismywife 

she is amazing and she is god. lavender brown is her wife.
annoying person: ugh i hate lavender brown!
amazing person: no one asked….
lavenderbrownismywife: she’s my wife how dare you! *kills cutely*

lavenderbrownswh0re

“lavenderbrownswh0re is the best person in this universe
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026