Lasagna poop 

When you take a poop, stand up, wipe, then realize you still have to poop, poop again and repeat. Same techniqe as making our favorite Italian dish.

My lasagna poop clogged your moms toilet

Lasagna poop by Doggnutta July 22, 2012

poop lasagna 

When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.

Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."

poop lasagna by Brock Anonymous July 2, 2008

Poop Lasagna 

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.

The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.

Poop Lasagna by Curly Poopinturdz August 4, 2018

Poop Lasagna 

When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!

DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!

Poop Lasagna by Robbie Swain March 13, 2010

Poop lasagna 

Jake Paul

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.

Poop lasagna by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

Poop lasagna 

Jake Paul

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.

Poop lasagna by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

Poopy Lasagne 

The term you use to describe the foul creation you leave in the toilet when you go for a shit, finish wiping your ass and then realise you need another shit. Leaving layers of shite and paper making a poopy lasagne

Mate was in the big for an hour, had a poopy lasagne you get me

Poopy Lasagne by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020