Lasagna Hunter

A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.

Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”

by Shirielle Han January 4, 2018

eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna

Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.

by DumbShit69420 March 13, 2023

Lasagna Beef

The specific beef inside of lasagna

Let's go get the lasagna beef from the store.

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019

Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.

"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 11, 2019

Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank

Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'

by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

by BoogalooBastard February 17, 2021

Lasagna dinner

When a woman is so attractive that you want to make her pussy look like a freshly baked lasagna dinner by fucking her while she is on her period and then cumming all over her pussy lips.

Damn she is definatly a lasagna dinner type of girl.

by Twistedeyedea May 30, 2019