TaxConsultant: Yes! Because you purchased it on or before August 8, 2011 in Alabama!
Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.
Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.