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Comedian. Anyone who says he sucks should be sent to Russia and tied to a tree to starve. He is one of the coolst comedians on the planet.
My sister is covered in moles.
by nath March 19, 2005
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A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:

"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."

"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."

"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
by Ryan J. October 16, 2008
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the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states
by kickass2014 June 08, 2007
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Larry the Cable Guy is a famous comedian, known best for his participation in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His act consists of acting like a redneck, and makes millions with it because he's so good at it. His catchphrases are the ever popular "Git-R-done", and "That's funny right there".
Watched a bit of Larry the Cableguy last night, laughed my ass off.
by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009
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