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The "Larmish" is a person who is half Pig, half Dickhead. The typical characteristics of a "Larmish" person includes, but is not limited to, a sloppy and undefined physique, low intelligence, fair complexion and generally very lazy.

They can be very awkward in day to day situations and enjoy attention, even if it is always at their expense.

Drinking is a favorite pastime of the Larmish and in certain pubs, the traditional drink Vodka Larmish is served.
Geez man, that Julia Gillard is a Larmish!
by Cathead1986 November 25, 2012

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