the hallmark of oddness. odd people strive to someday become larkin. traits include loud breathing and habitual crack cocaine use, along with unexplained and unintelligible noises/smells.
by alex rose January 14, 2006
A kinder, gentler putdown of someone on line for comedic rather than vile or destructive purposes. Opposite of snarking.
Davey Crockett was almost as a bad as my snarkin' girlfriend with online comments, but he was light-hearted and meant well, you know, larkin', unlike my girlfriend, who I've stopped seeing after a comment she made about my muff breath the other day -- online! There goes that barrier reef.
by barleycorn December 19, 2020
The biggest piece of fucking shit i've ever seen. A gigantic massive black hole of a shit that seems to bring the world down into a giant abyss. A worthless, atrocious, unattractive pile of feces.
by Joe Moro July 22, 2008
if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you.
hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit
hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit
by torri mccalvin February 23, 2008
1. An adjective meaning indecisive, unclear, and faltering. Most people know this word as "unsettled".
2. A object that is small and frail; Something that has no strength.
2. A object that is small and frail; Something that has no strength.
Example 1: That is so larkin!
Example 2: Who wants to live an ordinary life, when you can live a larkin one?!
Example 3: That larkin gives me the creeps.
Example 4: I would never want to touch a larkin!
Example 2: Who wants to live an ordinary life, when you can live a larkin one?!
Example 3: That larkin gives me the creeps.
Example 4: I would never want to touch a larkin!
by Jennifer Bansiff September 29, 2006
Any slutty individual who swiftly moves from "committed" relationships, to flings, and back again whether they overlap or not. This classification parallels the actions of lying, cheating, deceiving, and making up completely bullshit stories to see how long others will accept her as honest. Since larkins are psychologically insecure, even seemingly sentimental relationships with friends of the same sex are drawn out with false emotions and insincere gestures.
why is that girl always hanging around with him, doesnt she have a boyfriend? god she is such a larkin.
no one is that nice, what a fucking larkin.
that larkin could be every guy's baby's moma, and her man would never even know.
no one is that nice, what a fucking larkin.
that larkin could be every guy's baby's moma, and her man would never even know.
by caitlyn prego February 3, 2006
Noun-One who takes it in the butt while freestlying terribly
Verb-The act of tossing salad and scrambling red easter eggs
ADJ-terrible and homosexual
Verb-The act of tossing salad and scrambling red easter eggs
ADJ-terrible and homosexual
1. That larkin must suck at life
2. OMG! Im going to kill myself, I got drunk and larkined a male prostitute
3. I went to that larkin movie and almost died
2. OMG! Im going to kill myself, I got drunk and larkined a male prostitute
3. I went to that larkin movie and almost died
by Godary February 9, 2008