lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person
She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.
by passe’ November 7, 2023
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It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...
I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.
by Yur a face October 13, 2019
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DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON
by niggernut August 30, 2022
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When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
by stale cheerio April 27, 2018
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