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Combination of Loser and Panzi. This is a person who is usually too stupid to see what is really happening in front of their own eyes
"Hey did you see that Patty's boyfriend had sex right in front of her, yet two weeks later they're still a couple?"

"Yeah I know right? she must be a Lanzi!!"
by MonkeyWrenchSpoon November 15, 2009