usually referred to as big dick Landen with a dick bigger than the Eiffel tower measures up to 178 feet tall the women are all over him he cant not pick up women he tries his best but as soon as they look him up and down there in love the women use his nickname his buddy's refer to him as the rizzler, rizzlord, rizzly bear, adolf rizzler
"woah your dick is massive who are you Landen odegard" or "holy moly that is one massive cock holy moly are your parents blue whales" or "I wish I had the genes of Landen odegard I have no women I have negative rizz"
by dig bick Landen April 25, 2023
The man sometimes referred to as the human with a 17 foot donger with cum that can shoot up to thirty feet
"woah that's massive who are you Landen odegard" or " holy guacamole that is a giant donger who are you Landen odegard"
by dig bick Landen April 25, 2023