| 1. | Lamppost Homosexual | ||
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A Homosexual person.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top. J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?" J - "yeah, apparently his gay!" T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!" J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..." J & T - "...but bent in the end!" |
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