lambertize

to get your daily fix of adam lambert

bitch: why are you shaking and foaming at the mouth?

me: because i have not lambertized yet today! >=O

by DANA ANACHR0N!5M June 3, 2009

Lambertitis

It is where a Man is so cool and sexy that straight men begin to question their own sexuality because they are attracted to him.

Lambertitis has been around for a long time, but has just been given a name from this years american idols, Adam Lambert.

"He is so cool that I think I am coming down with Lambertitis"

by ricair May 9, 2009

the lambert

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>

by unknown random person April 5, 2005

Lambert It

When you are so excited and so happy you have nothing left to do but scream and push someone's face into your crotch!

"Jake so Lambert it last night when he heard about the backstage passes for Lady Ga Ga!"

by Kitties in Heat December 15, 2009

Lamberts

When you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.

Joe loaned his brand new, $55 Ford Mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race Saturday night because it got cold. Too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.

by racersk August 11, 2008

Lamberted

a feeling of someone who is all talk and no show. an indiscribable emotion of lies. a compulsive liar.

scott and josh were so lamberted when they were defeated by lauren and kelly in the war!

by kelly lauren May 2, 2008

lambert

Term for an individual who is rather too cool for school. Often seen sporting quirky beards and pink converse trainers. Not to be confused with the an unwin although both incredibly small, and often seen feverishly smoking.

By george, that hairy man on stage looks like he is receiving an electric shock from his guitar. No wait that's a danse. He must be a lambert.

by Maxim Hind May 26, 2005