Insane band that kicks the asshole really hard. Formerly known as Burn The Priest. Could be mistaken at first as a christian band, but is really the opposite, and is better than Jesus in every way.
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by =sfgsd May 19, 2003
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Without a doubt, possibly the coolest Metalcore band to ever hit the planet. To anyone that calls themselves a metalhead, you're not a metalhead until you get a taste of their stuff.

Because of the name, some people may think L.O.G. is a christan band, but they're the exact opposite.
The Blood's On The Wall,
So You Might As Well Just Admit It.
And Bleach Out The Stains,
Commit To Forgetting It.
You're Better Off Empty And Blank,
Then Left With A Single Pathetic Trace Of This.

--Lamb Of God - Laid To Rest--
by WrathX999 February 14, 2005
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1. n, An extremely talented metalcore band.
Lamb Of God played at my town last night
by Azzman September 30, 2003
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Lamb of God are good. Full stop. End. That should be enough. But I see atleast 2 complete and total anal bacteria who have a problem with the band. Firstly, anyone who describes them as a pop band has serious reality issues. N-sync are a pop band. Lamb of God play their own instruments, write their own music and scream their own lyrics. And these lyrics are lyrics that have to be screamed "show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out," so forget about singing them. If you want to listen to a great metal band, download 'Vigil'. If you want to whine and complain because you cant do any better, put the shotgun in your mouth now.
"Lamb of God blew the fuck out of download 2005! Back next year?"
by Moose Lord June 27, 2005
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The best thing to happen to metal since slayer; a breath of fresh air considering what most of the kids my age (16) would describe as metal. Black veil brides, bmth, avenged sevenfold etc.
Me:oh you like metal? Who's your favourite band? Mines Lamb of god

Guy my age: Umm who? Mines bvb. Death metal is my favourite

Me: -.-
by chris7856 July 7, 2013
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Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.

They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.

Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.

Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.

Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.

You fucks.
Respectable, intelligent person: "I like Lamb of God, respect their talent, and enjoy the excellent and technically amazing music they produce."

Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"

Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
by AbsenceOfTheSacred April 30, 2009
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Insane extreme metal band that some dipshits at epic records thought would fare really well among an audience who think slipknot is the heaviest shit in the world.
at least they didnt totally sell out and actually sing.
by Liberate te ex Inferis October 11, 2004
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