A sexual maneuver involving two spatulas and a generous amount of bacon grease.
Kid: Mommy, can I have bacon for breakfast?
Mommy: (cutting fruit for the child's lunch) No honey your father and I used it last night.
Mommy: Adult stuff.
Mom: Because you're too young.
Kid: Oh yea? fuck, shit, buttsex, fisting, procrastibating-
Mom: Okay, okay you've proved your point. We were lamb hammocking last night.
Mom: We wanted to try something the kids were doing these days.
Mom: To put the spark back in our marriage.
Mom: So your father and I don't kill you.
Mom: (goes back to cutting fruit, this time more agressively) So how's school child?