Laken is the Irish goddess of wisdom, beauty, grace, love, and outstanding physique. She is generally depicted as a young (looks 19, no matter what her age), insanely attractive girl with perfectly-styled, flowing red hair. Calling someone a "Laken" is considered to be a compliment of the utmost regard.
(see also: inland body of water)
"I'm just being a Laken."
That girl is a Laken. She is super cool and I'm jealous.
"Wow, you're cool...more like 'Wow, you're an idiot'" what a laken thing to say